Topic Posted by: MamaMia
Date Posted: Sat Jan 28 18:01:58 2012
Additional Comments:
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of
just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someonebelieve you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses arenot on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!!!
Posted by: understatement Date posted: Tue Jan 31 13:29:54 2012
Message:
LOL, what a fun post! And here are a few more questions to ponder:
Why is it that banks refuse to lend money to those who need it most but WILL lend, freely, to people who don't need the money?
Why is it that when you dial a number and get a recorded voice that says "Your call is important to us," that means you'll be put on hold for the next 20-60 minutes?
Why is it that you fill out a form but fill in the answers?
Posted by: MamaMia Date posted: Sun Jan 29 17:28:35 2012
Message:
WHY DOESN'T Tarzan have a beard????
Posted by: Miss.Bear Date posted: Sun Jan 29 14:14:51 2012
Message: Let's see if I can help answer some. Yes, you can cry underwater. A round pizza comes in a square box so the edge of the pizza does not rub up against the box and it is able to air out. It is also easier and more practical to carry a square box. Wile E coyote does not buy dinner because he is a coyote and coyotes hunt their dinner.
Babies sleep about 22 hours a day which is why they say 'slept like a baby' which means you slep a lot.
I doubt anybody turns their heat up in the house in the winter so it is just as warm inside as it was in the summer. Room temperature is about 64 degrees. It is in my house.
Finally, we did not evolve from apes which would explain why there are still apes.
Posted by: SheilaT Date posted: Sun Jan 29 10:40:09 2012
Message: Many, many of these ring so true!! Thanks, MM.
Posted by: valleygirl Date posted: Sun Jan 29 9:37:27 2012
Message: These are great. I just asked valleyguy about that dead bug one last week ... seriously!
Posted by: AEG Date posted: Sun Jan 29 8:29:54 2012
Message: I think I may have the answer to the one about the dog. Dogs have a high sense of smell so when we blow into their faces they are getting a whiff of our bad breathe.
Posted by: Suds Date posted: Sat Jan 28 20:00:04 2012
Message: Fun things to ponder :) Sent it on to many. Yes, yes, mattress are always ''on sale''. :)
Posted by: goldie Date posted: Sat Jan 28 19:13:02 2012
Message: Great questions, I have wondered about all of them at one time, but just remembered when I read them. Why is that? :)
