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GL Discussion Group
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
You'll always miss 100 percent of the shots you do not take.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.
Marriage is grand. Divorce is at least one hundred grand.
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
A witty saying proves nothing.
