Topic Posted by: Ricky
Date Posted: Tue Jan 3 21:22:01 2012
Additional Comments:
A registered nurse, when treating a simple case of gonorrhea, will make a boy pull down his pants so that she can jab a long painful needle full of Rocephin® into his right buttcheek. After he finishes whimpering and whining and pulls up his pants, the registered nurse then gives him a cup of warm tapwater and makes him swallow four (4) tablets of Azithromycin®, each containing 250 miligrams. At her discretion, the nurse may or may not deliver a lecture on safe sex practices. ("Stay 'way from them hoes, baby.") She then wishes the patient a happy and blessed new year.
Posted by: Claudia Date posted: Thu Jan 5 18:49:03 2012
Message: Ricky, Ricky, Ricky I'm at a loss for words.
Posted by: Roxie Date posted: Wed Jan 4 11:57:40 2012
Message: Ricky, I know this is not very funny to ''the boy'', but it's by far the funniest post I've read in a long time. I about peed my pants reading this!
Posted by: Peridot Date posted: Tue Jan 3 21:49:29 2012
Message: Ricky, please wish that boy a healthy (and ho-free) new year for me. One that does not include any more long, painful needles!
Posted by: Liz Date posted: Tue Jan 3 21:30:41 2012
Message: I've been that nurse many times. I thought gonorrhea was on the wane. At least it is in these parts. We are up to our proverbial eye balls in chlamydia. Happy New Year!
